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		<title>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</title>
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		<description>Share any kind of funny jokes and make us laugh...lol</description>
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			<title>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</title>
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			<title>Girl Before</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/girl-before-t82.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll..
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After Marriage, Beautiful doll..
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After 1 year, Nice doll..
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After 2 years, Only doll..
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After 3 years, Panadol........</span> <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="7" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:36:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>karachi ki modern murgiyaa</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/karachi-ki-modern-murgiyaa-t920.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>sPoIl_3R4T</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font face="Georgia"><font color="darkblue"><div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">Karachi main bird flu se 3 laakh mugiyon ko mara gaya bagya murgiyon ka ittihaadi naara &quot; Tum kitni mugrhian maro gay har andy se murghi nikly gi&quot;</div></font></font>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:12:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/karachi-ki-modern-murgiyaa-t920.htm#8713</comments>
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			<title>Teacher</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/teacher-t917.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong><div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">Teacher ask a Student: Lecture Kaisa Hona Chahe? 
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Student: Mini Skirt Jaisa, Zarori topic cover bhi ho jae aur intrest bhi bana rahe</div></strong>]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:39:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/teacher-t917.htm#8698</comments>
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			<title>My last Jump</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/my-last-jump-t285.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=46&amp;u=11579677" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i23.servimg.com/u/f23/11/57/96/77/people15.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:43:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/my-last-jump-t285.htm#1796</comments>
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			<title>Aesi Apni Wife Ho......</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/aesi-apni-wife-ho-t232.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SunJee</dc:creator>
			<description>Aesi Apni Wife Ho......

Aesi apni wife ho...

5'7'' jiss ki height ho,

Jeans jiss ki tight ho,

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aesi apni wife ho...

Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute hai,

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,

america ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aesi apni wife ho...

Parosi se jab baat karay tau

haath main uskay knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono mein na kabhi fight  ...</description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:47:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/aesi-apni-wife-ho-t232.htm#1182</comments>
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			<title>Punjabi Husband VS Wife</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/punjabi-husband-vs-wife-t876.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qNKAfH8RuM8&amp;rel=1" width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed></div>]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:01:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Shadi ki Umer</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/shadi-ki-umer-t841.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>romii</dc:creator>
			<description>Shadi ki umer ... wo bhi larkioyon ki tu sunyay 

 

 

Larki ager 16 say 20 ki ho tu wo shadi kay liyay poochtee hain &quot;kay larka kaisa hay smart hay .. gora hay ya nahin ... laghta kaisa hay... car ho tu kya hee baat hay outing passand hay kay nahin  &quot;...  right    

 

ager Larki 21  say 25 ya kuch aur bhi tu poochtee hain .. &quot; Wo kamata kitna hay ... ghar apna hay yahan ... shadi kay baad alagh rahay ga ya nahin  .... .. kahan tak perha hay &quot; etc etc   .......  

  ...</description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:14:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>begum</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/begum-t184.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tweety_Bird</dc:creator>
			<description>Shaadi ke baad aurat begum kyon ban jati hai?

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&gt;

&gt;

&gt;

&gt;

Kyonkay woh apney sare ghum apney husband ko deke khudd be ghum ho jati hain          </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:43:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/begum-t184.htm#661</comments>
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			<title>neVer Lie 2  a WoMeN</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/never-lie-2-a-women-t673.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sharabi</dc:creator>
			<description>Never Lie to a Woman



A man called home to his wife and said, &quot;Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss &amp; several of his Friends. 

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &amp; I will swing by the house to pick my things up&quot; &quot;Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.&quot;  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:09:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>!!!Rani in Bathroom taking bath!!!</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/rani-in-bathroom-taking-bath-t431.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description>Please be careful?? . - -Rani in Bathroom taking bath

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			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:56:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Eassy on My Best Friend....lol</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/eassy-on-my-best-friendlol-t32.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JANU</dc:creator>
			<description>Sardarji nay English k paper k liay MY BEST FRIEND ka eassy tayyar kia,



lakin paper main MY FATHER ka eassy aa gaya,



ab sardarji nay socha k my best friend ka he essay likhta hoon,



lakin friend ke jaga Father ka word likh doon ga,



Essay kuch yon tha:Fathers r everywhere but good fathers r very rare,



I have so many fathers but Mr.Narayan is my best father,



he is my neighbour he often comes 2 my home, 



my mother likes him very much.



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			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:25:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>RamDan</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/ramdan-t96.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Faraz</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Momino!
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RAMADAN Hai..Aap Sab Se Request Hai..K Apnain Mobile Me Save Jokes,
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Pics, Girls No’s  Delete Karnai Se Pehle..Mujhey send Karen.. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_clown.png" alt="clown" longdesc="22" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:25:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/ramdan-t96.htm#403</comments>
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			<title>Green,Pink,Yellow!!</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/greenpinkyellow-t312.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>VeeR</dc:creator>
			<description>Badal And Sonu Were Both Going To A Interview. They Were Asked To Use The Colours Green.Pink And Yellow.Badal Goes In And Says The Grass Is Green,The Sun Is Yellow And The Sunset Is Pink.Sonu Goes In And Says My Phone Goes Green Green I Pink It Up And I Say Yellow..!!          </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:04:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/greenpinkyellow-t312.htm#2093</comments>
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			<title>Paki in Mumbai</title>
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			<dc:creator>VeeR</dc:creator>
			<description>A Paki, while visiting Mumbai, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover, the Paki who has never seen such big buildings asks the cab driver &quot;What's this thing?&quot; &quot;That's the New Flyover, the biggest in Mumbai&quot; replied the cabbie. &quot;Flyover? How long did it take to build that?&quot; asked the Paki. &quot;About 5 years&quot; replied the cabbie.

&quot;5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:55:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>3+3=8</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/338-t240.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sonu</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[3+3=8
<br />
kasay hua??? bataooo
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bataooo bataooo
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thora sa brain use karoo........  <img src="http://meridharkan.forumotion.com//users/2514/11/75/19/smiles/59447.gif" alt="56083607" longdesc="56" /> 
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nahi maloom..
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now stop using ur mind.
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main bataoon..
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&quot;GALTI SE&quot;
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 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:16:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Sardaar G ...</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sardaar-g-t365.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>S a m e e r</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Sardar : Abba Mein Apni Biwi Nu Sms Kita K Rati Awaan Ga ..
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            Mein Gaya Tey O Ki C Hor Nal C ...
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            Mein Onu Talak Deni aa ..
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Abba   : Chal Chad Puttar Ki Pata Sms Na Mila Howy ...  :p]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:00:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Shaadiyan</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/shaadiyan-t506.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tweety_Bird</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/11/56/58/59/latifa10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:08:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Galat Bivi</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/galat-bivi-t697.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>&amp;amp;#1084;&amp;amp;#953;</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><font color="brown"> Wife.. suniye ji apka azziz dost galat larki se shadii ker raha hia app roke q nahi usko ..
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Husband .... mein q rokoo usko ? Us ne mujhe roka tha kyia tab  <img src="http://meridharkan.forumotion.com//users/2514/11/75/19/smiles/189603.gif" alt="038453" longdesc="70" /> </font></span>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:13:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Kids in the yrs 3000...</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/kids-in-the-yrs-3000-t562.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JANU</dc:creator>
			<description>Kids in the yrs 3000 











































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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:50:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Santa and Banta</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/santa-and-banta-t167.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JANU</dc:creator>
			<description>Santa and Banta







Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?

Banta : I give up.

Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

*********



Jasmeet : &quot;Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa.&quot;

Judge : &quot;But why ?&quot;

Jasmeet : &quot;Because he is not faithful to me.&quot;

Judge : &quot;How do you know ?&quot;

Jasmeet : &quot;My lord, not a single child resembles him.&quot;

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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:00:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Kabhi Bhi Nahi</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/kabhi-bhi-nahi-t98.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Faraz</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Question : Why do girls close
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their eyes while kissing a guy?
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Guess…
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Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
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ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_clown.png" alt="clown" longdesc="22" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:32:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/kabhi-bhi-nahi-t98.htm#405</comments>
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			<title>Microsoft</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/microsoft-t97.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Faraz</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!”  Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang  raha hai k Microsoft main Job. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_clown.png" alt="clown" longdesc="22" />]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:28:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/microsoft-t97.htm#404</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/microsoft-t97.htm</guid>
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			<title>Jannat Dozakh</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jannat-dozakh-t79.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Chintoo Candy</dc:creator>
			<description>Ek admi Chupke se Dozakh Si NiKla aur Janat Main Chala Gaya Farisshtey ne Pakar Ke Khoob Mara Admi BoLa Tuhadi Aina Harkatan Tou Koi Jannat Vich Nai Jaa Panda ....           </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:55:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jannat-dozakh-t79.htm#244</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jannat-dozakh-t79.htm</guid>
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			<title>UniV3RsitY..!</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/univ3rsity-t69.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>VeeR</dc:creator>
			<description>A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.

Each was asked this question during their interview: 'How much is two plus two?'

The mathematician answered immediately, 'Four.'

The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, 'Four, plus or minus one.'

Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed,  ...</description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:55:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/univ3rsity-t69.htm#158</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/univ3rsity-t69.htm</guid>
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			<title>Agar Doctors Movie Banate!</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/agar-doctors-movie-banate-t30.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JANU</dc:creator>
			<description>Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

-

-

-

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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi Zukham



2. kaho naa bukhar hai



3. TB no 1



4. Kal patient ho na ho



5. Hum blood de chuke sanam 



            </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:20:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/agar-doctors-movie-banate-t30.htm#47</comments>
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			<title>Santa Auto....</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/santa-auto-t31.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JANU</dc:creator>
			<description>Banta was buzy removing a wheel frm his auto.



A man asks banta why r u removing a wheel frm ur auto 



Banta: cant u read the board 'Parking only for 2 wheeler'



      </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:22:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/santa-auto-t31.htm#48</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/santa-auto-t31.htm</guid>
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			<title>JasM33T..!</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jasm33t-t68.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>VeeR</dc:creator>
			<description>Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'

Santa: 'Hidden camera!'

Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?'

Santa: 'That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?        </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:53:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jasm33t-t68.htm#157</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jasm33t-t68.htm</guid>
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			<title>Jazz Menu</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jazz-menu-t194.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong><div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">Jazz menu main kuhsamdid miss k liye 1 dabaen kiss k liae 2 dabae lips to lips k
<br />
liae 3 dabaae or systam se ekraj hone k liae apna jala dabae</div></strong>]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:15:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jazz-menu-t194.htm#860</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/jazz-menu-t194.htm</guid>
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			<title>Memon in here shop</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/memon-in-here-shop-t482.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>!!!Warsi_King!!!</dc:creator>
			<description>Memon apni shop per  tha us ki wife ko ghondai chair rahai thai



Wife said: ai ramzan daikh in ghonda loog ko mujhai chair rahai hain



Memon said: ari zubaida ki maan baad main daikh loonga abhi dokaan per rash bhoot  hai



      



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 </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:03:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/memon-in-here-shop-t482.htm#3469</comments>
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			<title>Shadi se Etraaz</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/shadi-se-etraaz-t379.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong><font color="brown">QAZI NIKAH K WAQT HAZREEN SAY: KISI KO IS SHADI PAY ETRAAZ TO NAHI ???
<br />

<br />
1 AWAAZ AAYE: MUJHAY HAY !!!
<br />

<br />
QAZI GUSSAY SAY: TUM KHAMOOSH RAHO, TUM DOOLHA HO !!! </font></strong>]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:59:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/shadi-se-etraaz-t379.htm#2812</comments>
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			<title>Sardar G</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sardar-g-t334.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><strong>Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
<br />
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
<br />
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!</strong></span></font> <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:40:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sardar-g-t334.htm#2261</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sardar-g-t334.htm</guid>
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			<title>Sardar</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sardar-t191.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sonu</dc:creator>
			<description>A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

 

*******************************************************

 

 why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS. 

 

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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.

mummy:pagal phir tune fridge main susu ki!

 

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			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:30:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sardar-t191.htm#750</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sardar-t191.htm</guid>
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			<title>Memon in markit</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/memon-in-markit-t481.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>!!!Warsi_King!!!</dc:creator>
			<description>Aik memon markit sai guzer raha tha us ko rastai mai aik faqeer milla



Faqeer said:Allah kai naam per 1 rupiya  dai 



Memon said:Maaf kero baba



Faqeer said:do na baba aik rupiya mainai 2 days sai kuch nahi khaya



yeh keh ker Faqeer janai laga



Memon said arai khaan ja rahai ho roko to sahi



Faqeer said:dona 1 rupiya baba



Memon said:pehlai tum mujhai yeh bato 1 rupai mai khana khaan sai milta hai



      



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			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:57:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/memon-in-markit-t481.htm#3468</comments>
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			<title>Dil ruba</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/dil-ruba-t239.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sonu</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Maine kaha &quot;Dil Ruba&quot; 
<br />
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
<br />
Maine kaha &quot;Paise Nahi&quot; 
<br />
Usne kaha &quot;Kaise nahi&quot; 
<br />
Maine kaha &quot;Mehangai Hai&quot;
<br />
Usne kaha &quot;Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:15:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/dil-ruba-t239.htm#1340</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/dil-ruba-t239.htm</guid>
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			<title>M not rich</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/m-not-rich-t242.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sonu</dc:creator>
			<description>Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.</description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:20:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/m-not-rich-t242.htm#1344</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/m-not-rich-t242.htm</guid>
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			<title>A punjabi woman</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/a-punjabi-woman-t344.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>DeeWaN!</dc:creator>
			<description>A punjabi woman to an english doctor in LONDON

telling him about her ill child

My baby is ill ik week da

na eat da,na sleep da,

bass weepda te cheekhda </description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:46:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/a-punjabi-woman-t344.htm#2320</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/a-punjabi-woman-t344.htm</guid>
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			<title>Etna Bhi Insaan ko Mota nahee hona Chahiya lolzzz</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/etna-bhi-insaan-ko-mota-nahee-hona-chahiya-lolzzz-t288.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=49&amp;u=11579677" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i23.servimg.com/u/f23/11/57/96/77/cartoo10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/etna-bhi-insaan-ko-mota-nahee-hona-chahiya-lolzzz-t288.htm#1803</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/etna-bhi-insaan-ko-mota-nahee-hona-chahiya-lolzzz-t288.htm</guid>
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			<title>Enjoy The Water but Aap ase Enjoy maT karNa !!!!</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/enjoy-the-water-but-aap-ase-enjoy-mat-karna-t298.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Lonely Devil</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><img src="http://i22.servimg.com/u/f22/11/57/96/77/cartoo10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></div>]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:01:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/enjoy-the-water-but-aap-ase-enjoy-mat-karna-t298.htm#1957</comments>
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			<title>Old rich man</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/old-rich-man-t241.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sonu</dc:creator>
			<description>An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.</description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:18:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/old-rich-man-t241.htm#1343</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/old-rich-man-t241.htm</guid>
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			<title>Two lovers</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/two-lovers-t243.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sonu</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes &amp; return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies 
<br />

<br />
<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="52" />]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:28:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/two-lovers-t243.htm#1345</comments>
			<guid>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/two-lovers-t243.htm</guid>
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			<title>SHEER DA PUTTAR</title>
			<link>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sheer-da-puttar-t146.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SunJee</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Sardar 2 his son:Beta dara mat kar tu sheer da puttar hai,
<br />
Son haan ammi ne btaya tha.
<br />
Sardar kiya btaya ammi ne?
<br />
Son yehi k tu kisi jaanwar ki olaad hai......... <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_rabbit.png" alt="rabbit" longdesc="29" />]]></description>
			<category>&amp;#9829;Jokes&amp;#9829;</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:53:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://meridharkan.forumotion.com/9829jokes9829-f9/sheer-da-puttar-t146.htm#542</comments>
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